Lindsay Lohan Rocks

Lindsay Lohan was in New York the other day rockin’ those tights. It’s as if all this girl ever wears are spandex or tights. You’d think with all the money she has she’d change it up a bit.

Lindsay Lohan Naked

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern took some pictures of Marilyn Monroe which turned out to be her last photoshoot. In an effort to piss on Marilyn's grave, Stern and New York magazine have recreated the famous shoot with Lindsay Lohan:

Forty-six years later, Stern has revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan, another actress whose prodigious fame is not quite commensurate with her professional achievements. Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected "she had a lot more depth to her" than one might assume from "those teenage movies."

Lindsay Lohan is a Slut

Lindsay Lohan was seen downing vodka and champagne at a West Hollywood club on Tuesday night where she engaged in her favorite pastime: trying to meet the penis of every actor within 100 yards.

Jesus, can't this chick find a new hobby like a cooking class or a foreign language? Basically anything that doesn't require her legs to be open. That might help. Because her vagina must look like Ground Zero by now.

Lindsay Lohan Ass

Yeah, whatever. You've seen Lindsay's ass a thousand times, I'm just trying to figure out why her ankles are always some kind of rub on tan free zone. It's like she can never seem to make it all the way down. As much as she grabs her ankles you'd think she'd be an artist by now, commissioned the world over to provide only the finest in ankle tans. People will marvel as the stage curtain is drawn open and a red silk sheet is yanked away to reveal yet another tanned masterpiece. Behold! Behold the wonders of her genius!!